Harvesters of eyes
A troll on another website once suggested that I’d be less boring if I elucidated on "harvesters of eyes", and less upon the social opprobrium of cigarette smoking.
Okay. It’s taken a while to pull that one together, but here ya go:
Someone once confessed confusion as to what a “harvester of eyes” might be. Since I am going totally over the edge into rock & roll mythology, a harvester of eyes is the devil himself. Satan incarnate, returned to earth to gather those windows upon the soul, the eyes. In Hell, those eyes will glare back with accusatory hatred as we descend into the depths. Every betrayal, every lie, every sin, will reflect in those eyes. The individual who collects those eyes and distributes them for maximum effect is the Devil, Satan his own self, a.k.a. The Enemy. If I want to be secular about this piece of whimsy, I’d call it pure-D evil, which certainly exists in our post-modern world.
If anyone can deny that evil exists, please feel free to contradict me and take up the opposing viewpoint. I am representing a mythological viewpoint here, after all.
I see harvesters of eyes every day on my TV satellite. They are most obviously represented by the AARP; the American Association of Retired People is one of the biggest scams to come down the pike. Every time their aggressive ads come on the TV, I sigh and look away. Will you truly sell your soul for lower motel rates?
Other harvesters of eyes include the Nutra-system™ bunch. Go ahead, sue me for telling the truth.
There are three genetic body types: You are an endomorph (skinny), ectomorph, (midweight), or a mesomorph (fatty). Sorry, but your genes dictate that body type. There isn’t a damn thing you can do about it. Have another slice of pizza and read on.
The “Glycemic Advantage” is not a science. It is a pseudo-science invented by people who want to sell something; in this case, weight loss that will not last. This makes them harvesters of eyes.
People who sell false promises are harvesters of eyes. Those eyes stare at you as you descend into Ghenna, i.e, Hell.
This is all rock & roll mythology based upon an obscure group known as Blue Oyster Cult. No one should take it seriously. I am the only person who thinks harvesters of eyes exist. The rest of you vote for Democrats.
Okay. It’s taken a while to pull that one together, but here ya go:
Someone once confessed confusion as to what a “harvester of eyes” might be. Since I am going totally over the edge into rock & roll mythology, a harvester of eyes is the devil himself. Satan incarnate, returned to earth to gather those windows upon the soul, the eyes. In Hell, those eyes will glare back with accusatory hatred as we descend into the depths. Every betrayal, every lie, every sin, will reflect in those eyes. The individual who collects those eyes and distributes them for maximum effect is the Devil, Satan his own self, a.k.a. The Enemy. If I want to be secular about this piece of whimsy, I’d call it pure-D evil, which certainly exists in our post-modern world.
If anyone can deny that evil exists, please feel free to contradict me and take up the opposing viewpoint. I am representing a mythological viewpoint here, after all.
I see harvesters of eyes every day on my TV satellite. They are most obviously represented by the AARP; the American Association of Retired People is one of the biggest scams to come down the pike. Every time their aggressive ads come on the TV, I sigh and look away. Will you truly sell your soul for lower motel rates?
Other harvesters of eyes include the Nutra-system™ bunch. Go ahead, sue me for telling the truth.
There are three genetic body types: You are an endomorph (skinny), ectomorph, (midweight), or a mesomorph (fatty). Sorry, but your genes dictate that body type. There isn’t a damn thing you can do about it. Have another slice of pizza and read on.
The “Glycemic Advantage” is not a science. It is a pseudo-science invented by people who want to sell something; in this case, weight loss that will not last. This makes them harvesters of eyes.
People who sell false promises are harvesters of eyes. Those eyes stare at you as you descend into Ghenna, i.e, Hell.
This is all rock & roll mythology based upon an obscure group known as Blue Oyster Cult. No one should take it seriously. I am the only person who thinks harvesters of eyes exist. The rest of you vote for Democrats.
posted by Robert at 5:15 PM
5 Comments:
Those are the eyes that have been harvested.
Very good, grasshopper. When you can snatch the stone from my palm...
The Devil surely does exist. Among others, one of his names is Allah and his prophet is Mohammed. He preaches death and destruction. He is a murderer and the father of lies.
Best regards...
The eyes have it. I think that is what they say when someone wins.
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It must be true, 'cause that one chick on the nutrisystem commercial makes me want to do seriously un-Christian things to her! Went from a size 10 to a 4, and only spent $400 to do it! Puuulllleeeeeeeeeasee!
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