Monday, February 06, 2006

The Usual Suspects redux


They don't learn, they don't listen, they don't answer to anyone.

Why do these people keep getting re-elected?

17 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

That's because moveon.org put together a piece drawing a false parallel to Nixon's use of "spying" with the current administration's use of foreign intercepts. NRO's "The Corner" had a blurb on this over the weekend. Surely it was meant to fire up their base before these hearings started.

February 06, 2006 1:30 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Save the Environment--Eat More Possum--My favorite license plate is "Eat More Possum--with a pic of a grinning Possum. Thanks Howard Bogalusa La PS: Know why the Possum Crossed the Road? Ans: To prove to the armadillos that it could be done!

February 06, 2006 1:49 PM  
Blogger Robert said...

Er...okay, Lee.

Should I say "bite me?"

Possums...the other white meat.

February 06, 2006 2:09 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That picture of Schumer and Kennedy is enough to bring on severe nausea...

Why do they keep getting re-elected? If we could figure out the answer to that question, we'd all be much more rich and powerful than we are now!! :-)

February 06, 2006 3:07 PM  
Blogger Beerme said...

da bunny,

I'm sorry to say (because he is one of MY senators) that the senator pictured with Kennedy is Carl Levin, not Chuck Schumer.
I still can't answer your question, though...

February 06, 2006 3:52 PM  
Blogger Beerme said...

da Bunny,

I checked the picture again, and you were right. It is Schumer! What does it say about these two fruitcakes that they look so much alike? If Scumer didn't have more hair, I'd never be able to tell the difference.

February 06, 2006 4:07 PM  
Blogger Barb said...

Luckily you are a Possum and not a PORKupine. The reason they keep getting reelected is PORK. What we need to do is call for an open season on PORKupines. In Washington DC.

February 06, 2006 7:01 PM  
Blogger Barb said...

Possum ,are those what you mean by 'girly-man' glasses?They would fall right off their faces if they didn't have those big whiskey bulges on the ends of their noses.

Or maybe like Pinocchio......

February 06, 2006 7:05 PM  
Blogger camojack said...

They didn't shoot enough Kennedys...or just not the right ones.

February 07, 2006 1:25 AM  
Blogger MargeinMI said...

I, too, thought it was Levin. Even not, just Big Fat Teddy K's picture is enough to turn my tummy! Yikes! You ought to put some kind of warning on that possum.

February 07, 2006 8:13 AM  
Blogger Robert said...

Maria Shriver married "Der Arnold" so they could breed bulletproof Kennedys.

February 08, 2006 11:40 PM  
Blogger Hawkeye® said...

WHAT? I haven't commented on this article yet? I coulda sworn I did. You didn't delete my comment now Possum, didja?

Anyway, these guys get re-elected because they represent states that are heavily urban and heavily Afro-American. Typical "blue state" material and mentalities... idiots!

February 11, 2006 12:31 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Feb.11 Possum's birthday.
Happy Birthday!Just wanted you to know how much you mean to me.Wish we could be with you up on Scorpian Hill to help celebrate.

February 11, 2006 8:25 PM  
Blogger camojack said...

Is that right...is it your birthday?

If so, then have a HAPPY!!!

February 11, 2006 9:16 PM  
Blogger Robert said...

Thanks for the birthday greetings, gang! It t'was, and I've been humming the refrain from "16 Tons" all weekend.

More significant birthdays for 11 February include Thomas Edison, Burt Reynolds, and my personal role model, Leslie Nielsen.

I said to sweep out some liger droppings the other day, Hawkeye, but I haven't had to clean up any other feces-throwing around the blog. Most everyone who visits UPI is polite and well-behaved; on the other hand, most of us know liger from ScrappleFace, don't we?

February 12, 2006 7:14 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Levin, Schumer, is there a difference? Whenever I see either one of them I make a similar facial expression as when I've eaten a lemon. A belated Happy to you, Possum, sorry to hear Liger stopped by.

February 15, 2006 3:44 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Okay, I just heard another reason why Teddy the Whale keeps getting re-elected. In Taxachusettes, according to a former prosecutor on John Gibson's news program, anyone charged with first degree murder cannot plead guilty, they must please not guilty, and they cannot waive their right to a jury trial. In other words, state law requires that maximum tax dollars be spent trying to save the most heinous of people, like this animal who apparently shot his wife and precious baby girl.

February 15, 2006 5:19 PM  

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