THE BIG FREE OFFER!

Are you a “drive-by” reader? Do you check in here at random intervals, never knowing when something new might be posted? Do you ever wonder who those mysterious “Constant Readers” are?

If so, you might want to consider joining the UPI news group, also known as the “subscriber’s list”. All you have to do is send an e-mail to Uncle Possum—the link is in my profile in the right-hand column—and you will be added to the UPI news group. You won’t win a free car or anything, but you will receive e-mail notifications when new articles are posted, and you will occasionally be invited to participate in polls like the one just below. All names are held in confidence, it’s absolutely free, and you can cancel at any time by simply sending a second e-mail requesting removal from the list. I don’t sell names or send out chain letters, and this isn’t a social network, but many of the Constant Readers are acquainted with each other.

So, if you’d like to join the elite group of rational-thinking Constant Readers at United Possums International, let us hear from you today. This is an open offer with no time limits or silly constraints, and will reappear here periodically. Thanks for reading.