Life on horseback.

I ain't shutting down UPI. That would give too many people too much satisfaction.

I once got swatted off a horse by a peach tree. The thing was just there, where I wanted to ride through.

I wonder how many times Jack has spilled that bike of his. The CDC says horses are five times more likely to kill you; a motorcycle is a machine that obeys commands...a horse has a mind of its own.