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International pop star Britney Spears announced today that she has filed for divorce from husband Kevin Federline. Although the pop diva is pregnant, she declared that she is leaving Federline to marry the love of her life, Arnold Ziffle, of "Green Acres" fame.

In a related story, Ms. Spears informed UPI that she will be producing a second "reality TV" show. "Now that my marriage to Kevin is over, I'll be returning to the farm, where Arnold and I can enjoy the serenity of the simple life," Ms. Spears elaborated.


"I hope that my new show will bring attention to the plight of those involved in interspecies romance," Ms. Spears continued. "I have been in contact with Senator Hillary Clinton (Socialist-New York), who also married a pig. She understands my needs, and has been quite supportive."

Senator Clinton is expected to take time off from the filibuster of President Bush's unnamed Supreme Court candidate to introduce legislation recognizing interspecies marriage on the federal level. Currently, only Arkansas and Alabama recognize the legitimacy of interspecies marriage.

"I never wanted the publicity, but this can be a landmark case," Ms. Spears stated. "We should be free to marry whoever we want to. All men are pigs, and at least Arnold bathes more often than Kevin. If I've got to put up with all that grunting and squealing, at least I can have it from someone who's got all four feet firmly planted on the ground."

An enraged Paris Hilton, expected to file suit over the encroachment of her reality show concept, was not available for comment.